He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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