Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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