absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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