why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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