Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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