Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
