don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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