she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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