This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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