so that wasnt chicken after all
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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