when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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