Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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