Your mouth is God's brothel.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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