I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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