For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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