I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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