Porn is love you can see.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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