In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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