How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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