i just google imaged poop.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
