hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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