I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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