He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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