i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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