Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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