Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
