I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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