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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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