i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
