SEEEEXXX PLEASE
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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