worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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