I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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