i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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