He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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