idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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