just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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