it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm bleeding and have questions
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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