Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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