she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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