just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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