Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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