it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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