Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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