She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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