Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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