Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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