1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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