arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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