My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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