She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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