Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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