First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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