New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Randomize
