If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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