Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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