I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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