we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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